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About The Artist

The “artist” is an aspiring playwright and an aspiring drunk, which is very different from being a paper waster and an alcoholic…he hopes desperately and tells himself often.


(there is a knock on the door)

Stuart:  Yes.


Detective:  Are you Stuart?  It’s Detective Jones, can you open the door please?


S:  How do I know you’re a detective?


D:  You can look through the peephole at my badge.


S:  The door doesn’t have a peep hole.


D:  You can open the door with the chain on.


S:   The door doesn’t have a chain.


D:  Open the door Mr. Caldwell.


(he does and the detective walks in)


D:  So you’re a playwright?


S:  I’m an aspiring playwright.


D:  What’s the difference?


S:  A door with a peephole and a chain.

He lives somewhere and eats somewhere and drinks somewhere and writes somewhere and sleeps somewhere and does it all mostly in Manhattan and has for twenty years.

He gets on.

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